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Remember to be good, it’ll come back. . . somehow. . .

December 24, 2008
Stretch marks, Christmas morning.

Stretch marks, Christmas morning.

Have you been good this year? Were you thoughtful of others or did you just take, take, take? Sometimes it comes back to bite you. Or smother you, as the case may be. Maybe it’ll come back to lick you.  The stars may just align to give you something nice.

I feel like being better already.

I feel like being better already.

Karma can be a bitch-and-a-half. But don’t write it off completely.

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Green haired anime tramp fingering her pussy

November 29, 2008

Who doesn`t love those gamy anime babes with their perfect bodies, nice round breasts and petite pussies, who are craving for hard cocks and are willing to do anything we want? Today, I met some excited anime babes who loves playing with their petite beavers, shaking their perfect breasts and teasing us with their perfect assets. The sexy anime honeys needs to be admired by handsome hunks who loves perfect bodies with nice curves and wet pussies. Join Anime Games now and discover all those petite and perfect anime chicks ready to do anything to satisfy your desires!

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Reminds me of a little wanker. . .

November 14, 2008

My friend Kristi told me about this guy she met while in London.  Kristi is a cute Argentine girl who told me about some guy she met–I didn’t get his name but he was in the military.  He had asked her out and they went for drinks and headed back to her house for a little erotic romp in the sack.  She said he was crazy hot and she was all for fucking his brains but (stupidly!) he didn’t go for it and apparently just ate her pussy out all night.  Well, she is an appreciative girl and is not one to complain about a good pussy licking.  She offered to blow him but he turned her down there, too.  As people tend to do, they passed out on the bed together.  Kristi then woke up to a weight on her back.  The guy had woken up and was straddling her back, rubbing his cock between her ass cheeks and wacking off.  She tried to move and see what was going on but he implored her to stay still and she laid back down to the sensation of warm sticky droplets landing on her back and his grunts and groans.  He rolled off, satisfied and Kristi was, obviously, left flabbergasted and dumbstruck!

Now, I’m sure we all have moments of selfishness, but I have never heard of something like this, especially with a total stranger!  Anyways, true story.

If you cant hit the bulls-eye, this target is second best.

If you can't figure out where to aim, a target may help.

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Crazy DeviantArt

November 14, 2008

Random piece of artwork from <a href=I just happened upon this on DeviantArt. Its an awesome piece of artwork of some sort of Marvel sex club by chiprocks. Not really much more to say.

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Sperm’s eye view

November 13, 2008

Here’s a goofy little comic I stumbled upon.  Doesn’t really need any explanation, I don’t think.  Check ‘er out.

Sperm's eye view from www.sexylosers.com

Sperm's eye view from www.sexylosers.com

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The Erotic Comics

October 30, 2008

Well, here we go.  The first post on our crazy little erotic adventure.

Cross your fingers and wish us luck!

Sam